Complications:  As is usually the case, Mitt's relatives from Mexico have actually caused some major complications which have led to the addition of new words to our Anchor Baby Glossary

Anchor Teen: When an Anchor Baby does not act on all their Citizenship Anchoring Powers after the first 28 year cycle when those powers kick in, they are called Anchor Teens because they may then use those same powers later out of rebellion or Angst. Here's the term in a sentence: 'Mitt Romney isn't acting like an Anchor Baby, but we know what's up. Once he's president, he'll act like an Anchor Teen."

Anchor Man: This term is applied to Anchor Babies who grow up and look like national television news hosts. Here's the term in a sentence:  "Mitt Romney is a great example of an Anchor Baby who grew up to look like an Anchor Man."

Mexican American: Here is where things get very, very complicated. Just like Mitt Romney, I'm an Anchor Baby. And just like Mitt, or as his family in Mexico likes to call him Meeeet, my dad was born in Mexico. However, if Mitt Romney is not Mexican American, am I? Is anyone? I'm scared.